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Winner: 2002 GayVN Awards - Best All-Sex Video

Whoopee! It’s a fabulous day when Bjorn brings out another title. Instead of concentrating on specific locations and the guys that populate them (be it Brazil, Australia, Eastern Europe) this time he’s gone all out and gathered a United Nations of studs and shoved them all in one place! Is this a wise move on his part, an evolution, or is he just running out of steam and air miles?

First the bad: Shame about the box cover. My roommate looked at it and said in his best Lily Von Schtupp, “Oh, how ow-din-wy”. I was more shocked to see an old co-worker of mine in this film, who obviously gave up any thoughts of being a serious actor. (He was in one of my ‘art’ films. Do I have a curse on all actors?)

Still, your hottest dreams are about to come true. Bjorn is my second favorite director, surpassed only by Cadinot. Oh, and my cheap half-sister Chi Chi La Rue. Csaba Borbély is up there too.

Dreamers opens as hairyish Duranza dreams that his home has been invaded by Rico and boyish Castaneda. In a moment of dream-reality Duranza wakes and finds they are really there. (Hell, I got so confused.) Instead of grabbing a shotgun and chasing them down the driveway Castaneda’s huge uncut salami fires his loins and all three get down to the serious stuff. As usual, there are multiple orgasms, flip-flopping, multiple fucking and tons of sweat. A fab daisy chain sees Duranza fucking Rico whilst being fucked by Casteneda, and anyone who can take him deserves a medal. As if to acknowledge his bravery (or maybe just to be polite) Casty gives the guys his booty to pump, precariously positioned on a rocking chair. Hell, works for me.

Next we have black uber-hunk Peligro spying as a group of friends frolic in a private swimming pool. He whips out his ‘gift’ for the guys and Montero bravely takes up the bait, before all hell breaks loose in the shape of a big orgy. Peligro gets topped by Rosselli, Powell by the heavily tattooed Magalhaes and Murphy by Montero. It’s hard keeping tabs on who’s screwing who as pretty soon the screen is reduced to a sea of writhing hot flesh. Rosselli flip-flops whilst limey Powell (Ok, he’s the one I used to work with – and his real name is Brian) valiantly tries to suck two cocks at once. Bless his little heart.

Turns out its all Peligro’s dream, but not to worry. Allende and Andros are on hand to give a great reality check. Cute boyish Andros dives straight down swallowing these two super-sized-super-sizers. Size queens will need to drop a Valium before this scene start. Peligro fucks rough-pretty Allende whilst sucking on Andros’ (I kid you not) Nessie shaped prick. Eventually everyone’s fucking everyone in Bjorn’s pose-de-specialitie bent forwards over the back of a sofa, with Allende playing Malcolm in the Middle.......

Thx Moondier