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(film)afl 1-2.Big Time Audition
Four hockey players from Minnesota, Kendall Knight (Kendall Schmidt), James Diamond (James Maslow), Carlos Garcia (Carlos Pena, Jr.) and Logan Mitchell (Logan Henderson), learn that record producer Gustavo (Stephen Kramer Glickman) is conducting a talent search, and go to audition. Kendall gets mad at Gustavo for turning James down, and sings "the giant turd song" to him. Gustavo is impressed with Kendall's fiery personality and offers to bring him to Los Angeles, but Kendall will not go without the other three. Gustavo agrees to this, but the record label CEO gives him only three days to turn the boys, who are terrible at dancing, singing, and cooperating, into a successful band. The boys goof off and get fired, but then go back, work hard, and please CEO Griffin with a performance of "Big Time Rush". Griffin gives them three months to produce a demo CD. The journey begins...

afl 3.Big Time School of Rocque
The boys get a dose of reality when told that they have to attend school for at least four hours every day while living in Los Angeles. They want to go to the fun Palm Woods school, but learn that Gustavo has arranged to have their school located at the recording studio, to keep them under his grip. The boys do whatever is necessary to take down the "School of Rocque" and go to the Palm Woods school. Mrs. Knight fails in an attempt to home-school Katie, so she tries, with the help of Mr. Bitters, to get Katie to act in a commercial so that she can be admitted to the Palm Woods school.

afl 4.Big Time Crib
The boys are not thrilled with their boring apartment at the Palm Woods, and hatch a plan to improve it when Gustavo creates a fun "fake" living area for them on the soundstage of an Electronic Press Kit shoot. They enlist the help of all their friends at Palm Woods,including Camille and The Jennifers,to move the games and gadgets from the set to their apartment.

afl 5.Big Time Bad Boy
Griffin thinks that the band needs a "bad boy" presence to broaden their appeal, and pairs them with "Wayne Wayne", an Eminem parody who tries to inject dissension and tension into the group. Gustavo and the guys join together to get him booted out of the band. After Kendall defeats him in a "bad boy" contest, Wayne Wayne is teamed with a parody version of The Wiggles. Mrs. Knight becomes afraid of the Palm Woods handyman, who she believes is an axe maniac. Katie is suspicious of Molly, a girl whom Mrs. Knight forces Katie to play with, and who turns out to be a 20-year-old con artist who poses as an 11-year-old girl.

afl 6.Big Time Love Song
Jo moves into the Palm Woods, and the boys fight over her attention. James has a severe allergic reaction to a body spray. Gustavo's personal helper "Freight Train" is introduced. Katie chooses Gustavo as the subject for a school report so that she does not have to read anything. Griffin wants the band to record a slow love song, but Gustavo cannot make the song ("Any Kind of Guy") work.

afl 7.Big Time Mansion
The boys "mansion sit" for Gustavo when he goes away to check out a new boy band called The Windmills. Gustavo reluctantly allows the boys to mansion sit, but they must follow his rules or be fired. What the boys expect to be an easy task turns into a "big time disaster" when things don't go according to plan. Mrs. Knight feels less needed with Kendall and the guys away, so Katie helps her mother by pretending to be sick.

afl 8.Big Time Photo Shoot
In a flashback, the severely injured boys tell how got beaten up so badly. They had their very first photo shoot as Big Time Rush, however, with Gustavo and Kelly doing community service for vandalizing Matthew McConaughey's mailbox, Griffin took over and made them "space matadors with stuffy puppies". Meanwhile, Katie and her mom are determined to get the autograph of teen hunk Dak Zevon, a Zac Efron parody. When Zevon's security guards are mean to Katie, Mrs. Knight gathers Dak's fans and tries to barricade the door to Dak's recording room.

afl 9.Big Time Break
The boys learn that Gustavo is taking the day off, and are relieved to finally be able to spend some time apart. Logan is determined to get into a math lecture taught by Danica McKellar parody Phoebe Nachee, but is disappointed to find that the lecture is at an all-girls school. Carlos panics when he realizes that his helmet is missing, but gets a surprise visit from his policeman father, played by Erik Estrada in parody of his own role on CHiPs, who accompanies him to retrieve his helmet. James spends his day off trying to launch his acting career, with Camille's help. Kendall is desperate to spend time with his crush, Jo, but is discouraged when she continuously reminds him that she has a boyfriend. Katie finds out that Jo does not have a boyfriend, and tells Kendall, who is determined to get the truth out of her.

afl 10.Big Time Demos
The boys want desperately to remain in Los Angeles, but will be forced to head back to Minnesota if the record company does not approve their CD. Griffin's daughter Mercedes pretends to be the one who picks the demos. They discover that the demos are picked by a chimpanzee, and try to bribe it to pick theirs. Mrs. Knight tries to become assistant manager of the Palm Woods, to stay there for Katie's sake.

afl 11.Big Time Party
The boys find out that they are not invited to their own party at Rocque Records, and decide to throw their own in the Palm Woods, but are threatened by Mr. Bitters with eviction if they do so. They instead call the party a 'social gathering', which there is no rule against, and agree to invite three friends each. The party turns huge when Carlos mistakenly invites the entire contact list of his phone. Mr. Bitters hears the party, but Kendall and Jo divert him away from finding it. Camille and Mercedes both claim Logan as their date, and Logan tries to spend time with each without the other finding out.

afl 12.Big Time Jobs
Gustavo tires of paying for things the boys break. He makes them get jobs, and bans them from the Palm Woods pool until they repay his $2,000.30. Carlos becomes Gustavo's production assistant, while James attempts to become a model, with Katie as his manager. Logan and Kendall start a babysitting service, but find it more difficult than expected, and eventually make the kids wash cars. Carlos has trouble when Gustavo's automated coffee maker, C.A.L., becomes sentient and hostile, and attacks Carlos with espresso foam. The boys repay Gustavo, but the problems they cause at their jobs cost more than the boys earn, and Gustavo is stuck with the bill.

afl 13.Big Time Blogger
The boys must impress Deke, a well-known blogger whose words can control their career. Gustavo hires people to train the boys to have a good "Day with Deke", but Deke writes an unfavorable review, and the four must get him to change his mind before he posts it. In a Twitter parody, Gustavo gets into trouble when he gets a "Scuttlebutter" account and tries to send a Scutbut that he hates brussels sprouts, but instead types that he hates Brussels as in "Brussels, Belgium".

afl 14.Big Time Terror
Gustavo moves in with the boys at the Palm Woods when his mansion floods, but the boys don't want him there, and will do whatever it takes to make him leave. Carlos and Mr. Bitters try to prove that there is a ghost in the Palm Woods, while Logan tries to prove them wrong.

afl 15.Big Time Dance
The Palm Woods school is holding its first school dance, and Big Time Rush must perform. As each looks for his perfect date, they face the pressure of their first live performance. Kendall and Katie attempt to find a date for their mother, who will settle for no one less than the supermodel Fabio. Jo is upset that Kendall forgets to ask her to the dance. The Jennifers reject all the guys who ask them, including Carlos, but then all pick Carlos as their date, with the requirement that he appear as three different personas. Logan can't find the courage to ask Camille, and James inadvertently asks out numerous girls in his attempt to help Logan.

afl 16.Big Time Sparks
Gustavo believes that the boys are bad luck, and tells them to stay away from Jordin Sparks while she stays at the Palm Woods and records at Rocque Records. They try to protect her, but accidentally push her into a well. Kendall tries to help her, but Jo catches him and thinks he is cheating on her. The boys duet with Jordin to record "Countin on You". Meanwhile, Gustavo and Kelly receive a package from Gustavo's rival producer "Hawk" with a skunk inside. They must git rid of it before it sprays the entire building.

afl 17.Big Time Fever
The boys find out that James has "Hollywood fever", when he continuously uses a tanning-spray that ends up turning his skin orange. Gustavo tells Kendall, Logan, and Carlos to fix James, or he will replace him. The three try to get rid of the tanning-spray by chasing him around with water-g