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Hissing cobras! Quicksand! Naked savages! This soon-to-be vintage offering is one of the most ambitious adult films I’ve ever seen.

Jeff Stryker, the demigod of Dynasty-era porn, manages to keep his hair perfectly coiffed as he runs amok through the perilous untamed jungle in search of buried treasure. Despite the danger lurking around every palm tree, Stryker and his "force" find the time to go spelunking in each other’s asscaves.

Unfortunately, the sex is lacking in overall intensity. Overdubbed groaning and a ridiculous slow-motion kickboxing scene add to the film’s cheddar feel. Fortunately, all is forgiven each time Stryker graces the screen with his sculpted beauty and studly, straight-boy swagger.

If you like your men fair of hair, you’re in luck here - there’s such a profusion of blondes that at times this video feels like you’re watching a sexed-up gay porn version of the Nuremberg Rallies.

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